Adult Fiction

Current Works

(Most are in progress – all are available on Wattpad @HM_Braverman)

TypeNovella

Genre

Humor/Fantasy

Summary

What would it look like if GOOD OMENS, MONTY PYTHON, and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT had a back-alley three-way and birthed a fairytale?
“Completely and adorably bonkers,” says @floranocturna
Once Upon A Time there lived…
A vain (probably gay) King
A depressed (possibly adulterous) Queen
A (definitely evil) Dark Lord
(Just) A magician
And…
A (potentially evil) princess, who was taken through time to the future to escape her fate, where she was adopted by a rather unscrupulous, if well-meaning, cult (though they prefer the term commune because it sounds rather less – well – “cult-y”).
However, since fate is…fate…it can’t be escaped so easily as jumping a few centuries forward, and so finds the princess eventually.
At which point there shall be:
An escape
An unforeseen ally
A (dangerous) quest
A (malcontent) mentor
A choice which will decide the fate of the kingdom (and possibly the universe)
A (good old) reckoning
And….
Well…
I guess you’ll just have to read the book to find out.

TypeNovel

Genre

Commercial Fiction – near future, light Sci-fi, religious conspiracy mystery, domestic drama

Summary

An apocryphal text, a mythological clue, a genetic heritage – Could the key to immortality be hidden within our genes?
Sara has only ever wanted a family of her own, but her inability to conceive has driven her marriage to the breaking point. When she suddenly finds herself impossibly pregnant, she begins a quest to find the truth about her conception, but she’s not alone.
A mysterious group of “Watchers,” who have been waiting centuries for a woman just like her, are alerted to her condition, and they’re not the only ones. The information Sara unearths may threaten not only her life and beliefs, but set into motion that which may threaten the continuation of the human race as we know it.
In a time of global destruction and tyranny, when the world is in desperate need of a Savior, could you believe you were the next Virgin Mary?
A grail quest like you’ve never read before.

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Type

Picture Book

Genre

Kids’ Book For Adults

Summary

In the vein of “Go The Fu*k To Sleep” now comes, PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY! (Please and Thank you).
This humorous Seussian “Kids Book for Adults” offers a peek into the world of parenting, and the daily struggles parents experience trying to teach their kids where it is, or is not, appropriate to play with their genitals.